December 2009
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I’m in Dublin, safe in sound! It’s been an amazing two days so far; Ireland is everything I thought it would be and more. I’m heading to Cork tomorrow to see an old friend and staying there for New Year’s +a few days. After that I’ll move to Galway, then either check out Belfast or head back to Dublin. I’ll post pictures and full posts when I return home in two...
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reality sets in
me: aaahhhh I'm going to Ireland today! I can't believe it's finally happening!
this to me is like greater than having a child
Sigma: ahahahaha
when you actually have one i'm so gonna remind you
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“That third cheesecake did for me…when someone provides me with unlimited...”
– British friend celebrating an American Christmas in Chicago
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yesterday was rad
In fact, it was so rad, I had to wait til today to write this post, to let the rad-ness settle a bit.
Right.
Reasons:
1. My best friend called me from Australia. We spent some time pretending to be velociraptors.
2. Visited my 8th grade history teacher, Mr. Turner. Tiny little black man with some of the strongest passion for teaching I’ve ever seen. He was only 22 and fresh out of...
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Man walks into diner with 5-inch knife in his... →
ericks131:
I hope I’m this badass when I’m 52.
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“Edna, this is America. You can find off-season food at any time.”
– mom
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the Zhou sisters are incredibly lazy
[note: conversation took place via Gchat, even though we were sitting on the SAME BED.]
me: do we have hot chocolate?
sis: we might
we could get up and check
me: we could.
sis: but we're not, are we?
me: no.
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But you're only 13
Me: what time does the middle school let out tomorrow?
Sis: they always let out 2:40
Me: man I feel old, I can't remember this stuff anymore
Sis: neither can i
it takes me a while
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Drunk 4-year old dressed in drag steals presents →
I seem to be collecting a lot of odd headlines lately. This warrants the creation of a ‘bestheadlinesever’ tag.
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Salami battle in supermarket leaves Germans in... →
“Two Germans needed hospital treatment after they fought a pitched battle in a supermarket with salamis used as clubs and a chunk of Parmesan cheese brandished like a dagger.”
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This is going to be epic
RULES FOR LIBRARY HIDE AND SEEK: WEAR A BLACK T SHIRT (See General Rule 1 below)
Meet at 8 in the basement of the library. I have devised a fair system to determine who will be the seeker first. Here are a few rules so that we are clear… Seeker rules: 1. You must allow 1 minute for Hiders to hide. 2. You MUST wear the designated bandana visibly on your right arm. 3. You MUST TAG the Hider for...
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on editing Chinese interns
line by intern begins: "Children's play before the Christmas."
Edna: WHO ALLOWED THAT IN??
Edna: I thought the other editors were on that shit
Edna: my job is thanksless
Edna: ^see? the chinglish spreads.
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“When I was young, we were taught not to dunk. We were taught not to stand out...”
– Yao Ming in Esquire
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Virtual barbershop, listen with headphones only
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The Hump Back of Notre Dame
me: I don't know that I want to see him
Ezra: ok, right before you go, think about all of his flaws
and imagine him with a hunch back
*hump
me: no, hunch back is right
Ezra: *hump or hunch?
me: hump back is the whale
Ezra: hahahaha
Ezra: that'd be a weird movie, the hump back of notre dame
me: hahaha
ESMERALDAAAAOOOOOOO
Ezra: hahahahahaha
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Watch“Sing, Sing, Sing”: My roommate is a choreographing machine!
Definitely the best dance of the night.
If you don’t want to watch the whole thing, at least watch 1:31 to the end. So much energy goin’ on!!
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evolution of the hipster, 2000-2009 →
I miss the Twee.
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I want to be your ever best friend in your life
A message I received on CouchSurfing:
greetings coming your way frm the west coast bay of africa where true nature belongs.i am jeff frm the motherland Ghana.i am a student and also a fan of couch.i was browsing through when i saw your pic and you were so outstanding and so i decided to approach you for a friendship request…well now i want to be your ever best friend in your life. hope to...
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November 2009
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